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From The Ratty Dictionary:
Metamorfuzzus: A conditional response to spending too much time with one's rats, which results in the gradual transformation from human to more rat-like tendencies. e.g. stealing food out of other people's mouths, bruxing during romantic moments with your partner, and peeing on the sofa.
I sure hope we don't start peeing on the sofa.
-Brent
Metamorfuzzus: A conditional response to spending too much time with one's rats, which results in the gradual transformation from human to more rat-like tendencies. e.g. stealing food out of other people's mouths, bruxing during romantic moments with your partner, and peeing on the sofa.
I sure hope we don't start peeing on the sofa.
-Brent
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2 comments:
I'm smiling.
You know, people see me out with the three kids and say "you have your hands full". You guys with 3 rats, 1 snake, and E! Now that's what I call 'having your hands full!
O man, I forgot you have a snake, too! I hope we don't have to sleep in the same room as the snack either! Tell those critters that if they pee on the couch (or anywhere but their cages) that you'll put them in diapers! That'd cramp their style for sure!